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I played a 4 hour online cash Omaha session on Sunday, dropping down a level to 0.5/$1 and ground out a $200ish profit. I played pretty solid, and only had my stack at risk once (which I lost), holding top set + middle made straight verses top made straight on the turn.

Not much of interest to report, except one punter who delivered some supreme irony.

Hand1
My stack is $170, opponent stack is $60. I hold AJJ9 on a flop of AJ9. He gets his whole stack in with A956 and hits an Ace for the win. Since I have both the Ace and 9 blockers he has one outered me. No big deal, it’s only a $120 pot.

Hand2
About three hands later, the guy above gets his new $120 stack in once again. This time he has a big wrap + flush draw against top 2 so was in ok shape. The turn and the river blank and Mr One Outer is bust from the game.

As he is leaving, he types in the chatbox:

“Sigh…What a joke, I ALWAYS miss.”

!!!!!

*edit” - As pointed out by Uncle Paulie in the comments, I can’t have had the Ace in the AJJ9 hand, as I would have had a bigger house. I must have had 9JJK (or Q). I have done him a diservice and it’s a two outer instead of one outer ignoring his remote running straight possibility.